Max is a liar,
Don’t listen to him,
He will toss you in the fire,
If you agree to his schemes,
Tell mom YOU told him to eat,
The last serving of meat,
Because you agreed to split it with him,
Max is a liar,
Don’t listen to him.
If Max says the sky is blue,
He’s lying to you,
Max is a liar,
Don’t listen to him.
If Max is being nice,
You must think more than twice,
If Max is smiling at you,
Back away slowly,
Throw a crucifix at his feet,
Maybe even pretend you’re schizophrenic,
Max is a liar,
Don’t listen to him.
@einstein’
Manenoz 