Max is a liar, don’t listen to him

Max is a liar, Don’t listen to him, He will toss you in the fire, If you agree to his schemes, Tell mom YOU told him to eat, The last serving of meat, Because you agreed to split it with him, Max is a liar, Don’t listen to him. If Max says the sky is …

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INSIGNIFICANT OTHER: Breadcrumbing and the Glorification of the bare minimum.

It’s no secret that dating is currently a dumpster fire for the majority of people. And while everyone is caught in the frenzy of searching for a scapegoat to comfortably shove the blame on, the reality: that those dancing to the tune of toxicity are in a futile race to avoid the risks that inherently …

And then Came the Sun

I feel like a million bucks like I just took off my socks (or bra, I’ve heard that’s even more comfortable, I wouldn’t know) after the end of a really, really long day and I can finally just kick up my feet and relax. Not too long ago the earth just completed its ceremonial cycle …

Shika Paka Power:The Cat Influencer.

The creature stretched itself lazily in front of its custom made mirror.With its one good eye,it scoped out the little room,shrouded in semi-darkness.Was this real life?Was it just fantasy?It recalled lazing on the plush purple velvet pillow in the afternoons while licking its fur to the sounds of Bohemian Rhapsody and the taste of freshly …

Sighs for Love Lost

The years is ending, I am getting older and it is horrifying. Now that that is out of the way, hello and how have you been? Eating well I hope, don’t starve yourself too much for your figure , or worse , for longevity , you’re not getting out of this life alive anyway, and …

Christmas Tree

It's that time of the year when most families wanna meet up and have some fun. For me, this year is quite different, actually the past two I've always been at home watching some series to kill time before the EPL resumes on the 26th. I've always liked it cool. During family meetings, I feel …

Christmas Eve At The B.S

This Christmas will definitely be different especially with the "watu wa Nairobi" shenanigans. I like the memes though. As I grow older, I realize the hype for Christmas decreases at an alarming rate, by the time I hit 30 I might as well be the grinch. A few years back, I could not sleep on …

No Internet

It's usually when you watch a nice movie and there is about to be a major plot twist when the movie starts loading. At first, you think, "It's my Netflix tripping." That is not usually the case and you realize this the moment you hit the reload icon and you get bitch slapped with the …

INSIGNIFICANT OTHER: Breadcrumbing and the Glorification of the bare minimum.

It’s no secret that dating is currently a dumpster fire for the majority of people. And while everyone is caught in the frenzy of searching for a scapegoat to comfortably shove the blame on, the reality: that those dancing to the tune of toxicity are in a futile race to avoid the risks that inherently …

River And The Source

I was 12 years old I think, in class 6, when I first put my hands on a set book. It was Shakespeare, “The Merchant of Venice.”  Somehow, someway, Despite the most convoluted English ever put on tree skin I actually managed to understand and enjoy the story (There is no universe where cross-dressing Italians …